February 2012
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my late night tumlbring schedule has become so ingrained in me that every time i post pretty ladies after 11:30pm i start thinking about what kind of pizza i can make
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Anonymous asked: I want you to write that kitty!Burt from your tags, that's what I want.
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Anonymous asked: You know what I want?
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blzrgurl71 replied to your post: blzrgurl71 replied to your post: Do most…
Please!
this doesn’t really make a lot of sense but work your way forward chronologically and you may learn wtf a Unihornian is, there might be some irrelevant posts i mostly just tagged convo shit from that night
also, disclaimer, Unihornians are not really relevant to anything at all
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churchofcolfer0527 replied to your post: omg i just rolled off the bed
I’ve totally done that too. Hope you aren’t hurt.
no it’s cool
i have a really thick skull and am heavily padded
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slightestwind replied to your post: omg i just rolled off the bed
you should have heard the gurgling sound i made when my neck was bent in half it was pretty amazing
omg i just rolled off the bed
i don’t know where the fuck i thought i was because i could clearly see my position on the mattress was somewhat perilous i was sitting cross-legged and the post at the foot of it was digging into my hip a little but for some unknown reason i leaned back to grab something off the window sill and fell back and landed on my head/shoulders and then smushed my neck into itself with the weight of...
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blzrgurl71 replied to your post: Do most Unihornians have preferences for whether they would want to penetrate or be penetrated?
I’m not sure how this started or where it came from but with this one post…you have blown my mind! I need more of this!
Unihornians are dope, y’all
I should go back and tag all the relevant posts for easy findage at a later date when made-up butt-unicorns will...
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Anonymous asked: sigh i love you so much and i want to hit people who are unpleasant to you. ... (and i like your face.)
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Anonymous asked: why IS Hummy the son?
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Anonymous asked: Can you do a sketch of Klaine sex after loveshack?? Pleeease XD
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Anonymous asked: any good burt/kurt porn fics?
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Anonymous asked: Do most Unihornians have preferences for whether they would want to penetrate or be penetrated?
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puppetmasterc:
arecklessrebel:
Steelers Wheel...
ficlet: i love you this much
regala-electra:
icedwhitemocha:
“Blaine. Give it up.”
“No! One more try.”
“You’re not going to get it in,” Kurt says as he steps closer, leaning over Blaine’s shoulder from behind so he can kiss his cheek. Blaine leans into him for a moment before he’s digging in his pocket again, pulling out another dollar.
“Last time, this time. For real,” Blaine promises, waving the attendant over and...
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Fic: Hold You Up and Drive You (Glee, Kurt/Blaine)
devonwood:
missbegonia:
Fic: Hold You Up and Drive You Pairing: Kurt/Blaine Rating: NC-17 Words: ~3,000 Warning(s): D/s themes, tie bondage, discussion of bullying and suicide. Spoilers: Up through 3x14, but goes slightly non-canon compliant with that episode because the timeline in it doesn’t make sense anyway. So consider this somewhat AU.
Note: Title taken, somewhat predictably, from...
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it's not easy bein' small
having to go through life with a massively disproportionate dick
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ohblainers:
Sarah Hyland just touched the rattlesnake’s tail and whispered “It’s like a vibrator” right into her microphone.
#i can see how she and chris hit it off